Costumes for Your Cat (NSFW)

April 25, 2014

It’s that time of year again.  Time to strut around in your sexiest underwear or spandex and emphatically claim it as a costume.  But why should us humans have all the fun flaunting our junk?  If you’re an obsessive cat lover (and if you are reading this blog, there’s a good change that you are), I would like to share a few sexy costume ideas that not only show off your cats physique but also lets us all know that they are in charge of their bodies.

Now, I am not much of a seamstress, so in the following examples, you’ll have to use your imagination.  I hope it inspires you.

Sexy Human Costume

Women dress like whores…I mean, sexy cats on Halloween all the time.   I’m not quite sure what these types of females tend to accomplish.  They press charges if you catch them in their underwear any other day of the year, so how come men get a free pass on Halloween?  Anyway, for the cat that’s worked hard all year for their tight little body, why not dress them up in a 100% spandex sexy human costume.  Wig and fingernails sold separately.

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Some men get their rocks off dressing like a sexy cat (though not many, and who am I to question or judge their sick, twisted, perverted, gross taste in attire).  Well, you’re in luck.  There can even be a sexy male  human costume, if your cat prefers (the dong length is adjustable with just a tug).

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Sexy Gimp

Who doesn’t get turned on by a leather-clad slave who isn’t allowed to speak unless given permission.  I don’t.  But apparently some do (as Google liked to throw in my face). If this is your cat’s desire, then the sexy gimp costume will surely please your submissive pussy.  This deranged outfit even includes the ball gag and studded boots.  Studded collar and gimp trunk sold separately.

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Pop Culture Costume

If your cat is anything like mine (and honestly, I wouldn’t wish that on the likes of Hilter, Stalin, or Fergie), they watch a lot of TV.  So if your cat is looking for a sexy costume with a side of humor, you can’t go wrong with a cute and clever pop culture costume.  If you’re going for sexy, you’ll want to avoid politicians or nightly news anchors.  For the hip, cool cat, you should consider anything from MTV.  Whether it’s from 16 and Pregnant or Jersey Shore, the MTV channel parades an expansive library of obligatory sexual caricatures.  For example, why not give this Miley Cyrus/Robin Thicke at the Video Music Awards costume a try.  The Miley mini-hair buns are on a headband.  The Gene Simmons tongue/smile is simply tied to the front of the cat’s face.

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You can choose any of the above or think up one of your own.  Whichever direction you decide to go, I hope you and your sexy cat end up with a sexy, fun Halloween.