By the time I remembered that I had promised Blind Murphy a t-shirt from the Pixies concert, I had already spent all of my money on booze.
After I got home, I had to think fast because he gets pretty bitchy when he’s upset, so I dash-staggered to the kitchen and made this out of a paper towel and magic marker.
I told him that I bought it at the concert. I don’t think he noticed because he looked so proud of it. He spent the rest of the night prancing around the house, bragging to the other cats that he went to the Pixies concert with us.
Blind cats are so gullible.