Dear Bride with Baby on Your Train,
You have become very popular lately for your ground-breaking fashion. Who would have ever thought of accessorizing with babies? Unfortunately, I’ve noticed that this type of forward-thinking comes with its share of misanthropes. Don’t fret, though. People who think ahead of their time are always misunderstood. Tesla, Einstein, and now Carter-Brooks.
I just wanted to share my sympathies and hopefully get in on your new fashion enterprise. I mean, I hope I’m not coming across as a braggart, but I think I have ideas that can take your vision to another level. This blogging thing really isn’t paying the bills. I’m desperate for the extra income.
Below are just a few examples of the designs that I have come up with (modeled by yours truly):
If you are interested in seeing more, please feel free to contact me. I will be happy to discuss a business arrangement over coffee at The Peabody.