Random Reason #1,782

June 12, 2014

Reason number 1,782 to not own a cat:

When you get out of bed in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and find your cat staring intently at the hall closet like so:

It's never fun to wonder if your cat is fucking with you or if there is something really hiding in the closet.

Are you fucking with me, cat, or is there really something hiding in the closet? This isn’t funny!

 

I am grateful this did not end up being a found-footage photo, but I didn’t sleep very well for the rest of the night. Damn cats.