Reason number 431 not to own a cat:
Either cats love to vomit or they are displaying a symptom of demon possession. Despite the reason, these heathens do not discriminate as to where they orally dump their guts. As you can see in the picture below, one of the runts thought the guest bedroom walls could use a little splash of color.
What’s even more sad? After five years, you become desensitized to it. Cat puke spews like a Vegas water show in our house, and Partner and I don’t even look away from the TV while we eating our chicken parmesan dinners.