Random Reason #431

June 18, 2014

Reason number 431 not to own a cat:

Either cats love to vomit or they are displaying a symptom of demon possession. Despite the reason, these heathens do not discriminate as to where they orally dump their guts. As you can see in the picture below, one of the runts thought the guest bedroom walls could use a little splash of color.

I guess I should be grateful that it at least gushed out of the mouth instead of the other end. (Always look on the bright side.)

I guess I should be grateful that this mess gushed out of the mouth instead of the other end. At least, I hope that came out of its mouth.

What’s even more sad? After five years, you become desensitized to it. Cat puke spews like a Vegas water show in our house, and Partner and I don’t even look away from the TV while we eating our chicken parmesan dinners.