Celebrity Stalking Alexis Grace

August 18, 2014

Dear Alexis Grace,

I think your cats may have confiscated and destroyed my first letter to you because I never got a reply. In case you didn’t get it, you can click here to read it.

looking at ceiling

“Miss Grace, we have a situation. I have reason to believe your stalker is lurking in the attic.”


I just heard your incredible cover of Sia’s Chandelier and was in ecstasy. It is so hard to believe that such a full, soulful voice comes from such a little white girl. See those socks across the room? Those are mine. They were blown off.

Of course, I may not have heard from you because you have been super busy lately with all of your projects. Like…


Entertaining audiences (I’m imagining the crowd is screaming how much they love your cats),

with Ellen

chatting with Ellen Degeneres,

On the set of Old Nick movie.

working on the movie Old Nick,

recording music

and recording new music.

bodyguard buttercup

“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”


Oh crap. Your bodyguard, Buttercup, is forcibly removing me from the premises. I’ll come back later to see if…

bodyguard buttercup

“Sir, for serious. You need to go.”


Okay! Just do me a favor, can you please share this. If it gets around enough, maybe Alexis will see this and read it and we can be, like, best friends or something. Oh, and can you give the following picture to her?

celebrity stalker

Do you like how I ‘shopped myself into a picture with your friends? That’s a table of Memphis’ most talented actors, singers, dancers, and writers.



From the heart,

Cary Vaughn: The Reluctant Cat Owner

cat love

“It’s okay, Alexis. You’re safe from your celebrity stalker for now.”


So what do you think of Alexis Grace’s cover of Sia’s Chandelier? I would love to read what you think in the comments.



by Cary Vaughn (2014)