No 2 Gay Marrage

January 17, 2015 — 8 Comments

The following photo has been making the rounds among my Facebook friends:

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What’s a “marrage”? Is that anything like a fake massage?

According to the information provided with the photo above, it was taken somewhere around Jackson, MS. Knowing my home state, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was scrawled on the side of a Baptist church. However, you must give kudos to the vandal for supporting the Mississippi-has-highest-rate-of-illiteracy study by  misspelling “marriage.” The word “to” must have been a bit of a challenge as well, as the author of this message, after an apparent failed attempt at sounding out the monosyllabic word, was all, “Fuck that. I’ll just put the number.”

Well, until this message can be removed (as I don’t think it’s very nice to encourage the eradication of an entire group of people), may I offer the following solution:

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This is more accurate, don’t you think? I would do it myself, but it’s rather far for me nowadays.

Actually, once this update to the graffiti is made, I see no reason to remove it.

8 responses to No 2 Gay Marrage

  1. 

    Clearly a literary genius at work. Can’t think or spell.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 

    Clever as always. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 

    Ok, I must’ve been having a blonde moment since it took me reading your revision twice before almost shooting cashews out of my nose! Awesome job. So awesome, that I must share on all social media… 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  4. 

    They once did a study on homophobic men and found out something very interesting. The most homophobic guys had the most intense sexual response to photos of naked men. What we have here is a fabulous motherfucker trapped in the body of a hillbilly sombitch.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. 

    Is there such a thing as gay marriage? I’ve been married for 13 years, and the gayest we have ever been was before the marriage 😉 I like your update, though.

    Liked by 1 person

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