Acting Tip: Don’t Accidentally Offend Your Audience

March 17, 2015 — 9 Comments

Photo by: Jack Yates/Pictured: Josh Walden and Cary Vaughn

The Boy from Oz at Theatre Memphis until March 29, 2015. Call 901-682-8323 for tickets.

Unless you are a mime, playing a drunk, or Marlee Matlin, it is imperative that a stage actor’s dialog be understood. Proper pronunciation requires years of practice with enunciation and articulation, and on stage, an actor has only one shot before a live audience to get it right. Unfortunately, even us delusional, locally semi-accomplished stage actors can occasionally screw this up.

My line was simple: “It’s not the flu!”

It’s spoken near the beginning of a moving scene of a show in which I am currently performing, and my responsibility was to carry my audience into an emotional journey through convincing execution. What happened, instead, can only be explained as a mini-stroke. This mini-stroke made it appear as if my character was deliberately mocking Asians.

The moment I loudly snapped, “It’s not the fru,” I recognized my terrible mistake.

A good actor would let it go and continue with his or her dialog as if nothing unusual happened. The audience would have most likely ignored it, briefly wondering to themselves, “Did he just say ‘fru'” (if anybody would have asked me about it later, I would have denied it). But am I a good actor? Probably not because in a quarter of a second, I realized 3 things: an understudy was playing Little Peter that day, Little Peter’s dad was in the audience, and Little Peter’s dad was (and still is) Asian. The guilt I felt for unintentionally mocking this nice, talented kid’s dad took over, making me correct myself and thereby highlighting my error with bright lights, flashing arrows, and blaring horns. “It’s not the fru – flu!”

I flawlessly executed those words dozens of times in rehearsals, and the ONE time I screw it up is when one of the only Asians I know in the tri-state area is in attendance.

Maybe I should either retire or see a doctor. This isn’t the only mini-stroke I’ve experienced for this show. During tech week, my inspirational lyrics, “What are the odds against tomorrow being his day” became a confounding space-time riddle as I belted, “What are the odds against tomorrow being today” (what does that even mean?!). And the weekend we opened, I mumbled through my line, “You have to rebunem-remember the look in mine” like I just had major dental work.

I have only nine more performances in The Boy from Oz, so I’m hoping these mini-strokes are out of my system. I’m also hoping I don’t arrive to the theater Thursday evening to find the local Asian community picketing the show.

9 responses to Acting Tip: Don’t Accidentally Offend Your Audience


    You poor guy! I almost feel bad laughing, but you tell it so funny! (did that sound Asian??)

    I wouldn’t worry about the local Asian community picketing, naw, I’d keep my eye out for the Asian Mob though…



    If NASA could figure out a way to harness your neuroses, we’d have ourselves a new renewable energy source.



    “What are the odds against tomorrow being today” I think that’s a great line. It means, if and only if, tomorrow arrives, it will be today. So if you don’t get run over by an Asian motorist, you will see tomorrow, I mean today. And I bet you are superb in that show.

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    When I was little my grandpa taught me tongue exercises – he showed me how to fold it in half to shoot the perfect spitballs and how to twist it from left to right. He also showed me how to tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue. But he wasn’t an actor – more like an amateur doctor and sort of a drunk. Which would explain the cherry-stem trick… And this would be the end of this comment.

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    Aw damn. This sounds like something I’d do. Very Larry David. I think you got it out of your system, and you’re good for your final 9 lives…er…shows. 😉

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