You have made a very dramatic statement about protesting gay marriage. Well, today love won.
I can’t begin to imagine the anger and frustration you must be experiencing right now (because, again, love won). It’s never easy not getting your way. But if you don’t mind, I’d like to politely remind you of a public statement you recently made: “We are not going to bow. We are not going to bend, and if necessary we will burn.”
Well, sir. I am calling your bluff.
I should probably (in good conscience) say that the day a gay couple approaches you to officiate their wedding ceremony will be the day I have sex with women again (and, trust me, that ain’t gonna happen). So, in good conscience, I have to suggest that you unbunch your panties and stop getting hysterical over something that has as much influence on your day-to-day life as the weather on Jupiter.
However, the gasoline will be right here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta run get my marshmallows just in case.